I wish the government would stop trying to cease monopolies from existing. Painfully slow decision makers like me would appreciate it. Could only imagine how productive people were in the olden days. You want a Model T, a Model T, or nothing. I'll take the Model T, please. Got to be careful though, because it gave them all that free time to think up other cars and ruin everything.
If you think self-driving cars are coming soon, then think again. Do you know how long they've been beta testing moving sidewalks in airports? I mean all we've gotten out of that is treadmills, and those things go the wrong way. So eventually we just said forget it and allowed slow moving cars a.k.a. segways, to use the sidewalk.
I like how we invented self-driving cars after we invented the internet. Now that you can get everything from the comfort of your own home, we'll make it easier for you to go places that you don't need to go anymore.
Find it odd that people believe in past lives and in heaven. They say, ya, I can’t swim, I probably drowned in a past life. Then someone dies and they say, they are now with everyone else who died. The two of those things can’t be true. Otherwise, people who go to heaven wouldn’t be there anymore, when they get another life. So if your grandpa dies to be with grandma who died a few years ago, but grandma is now reborn, grandpa has to look down from above on a small little girl. I guess what I am trying to say is that Heaven is full of Child Molestors.
It’s tough growing up. You have to make some changes when you become an adult if you want to survive. For example as a child, if you get $5 dollars per week and spend it on candy bars, you had a pretty good week. But as an adult, if you take your entire paycheck and spend it on candy bars, you will probably die before you get a second paycheck. “Oh sweet, I just got paid, that’s 2000 more snicker bars, maybe less since I’ll have to spend some money on gas if I want to go to multiple Costcos”
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danby1
over 4 years ago
The third one has the least amount of words
danby2
over 4 years ago
I relate to the fifth one so much. Had to drive to like 11 Costcos to get all my candy bars. Why can't they just stock more canby bars at each Costco. Sooo difficult...